California is thinking of banning black cars. The reason is that black cars get hotter than other cars and then require more energy to cool them down. Yes...really. White cars, of course, will be fine. I suspect a racist car-nspiracy.

"Clayton, California Mayor Gregg Manning is punishing two little kids for taking the initiative to sell their own garden produce from a card table in front of their house."  Manning, "The Man", ordered police to raid their operation because the neighborhood isn't zoned for commerce, and because it constituted an imaginary traffic hazard.