Would be funny, if not so serious.. .."See this is how prosecuting alleged terrorists works: we hold and torture them overseas, without bail, for years, hoping for actionable intelligence, maybe, even if many of them are innocent, and even though torture is not a reliable means of securing actionable intelligence, and then we have farcical military tribunals for some of them, but they are not allowed to plead guilty at these tribunals, because then we'd have to execute them, and then they'd become martyrs."